Favorite Quotes

“Silence is a text easy to missread.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know love had an expiration date.”

“Get real, this is not a Nicholas Sparks novel.”

“Treat me like a joke, and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.” “If you’ve reached the top, don’t forget you started from below.”

“Trust no bitch, fear no man.”

“Real men likes curves. Dogs like bones.”

“A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been raised by a queen.”

“Love is handing someone a gun and letting it point to your head, believing that he won’t pull the trigger.”— Spongebob Squarepants.

“Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible.”

“What will mess you up most in life is the picture in your head of how it is supposed to be.”

“Youve been hurt so much that you’ve created a shell hoping it’ll keep you safe. You don’t trust anyone not even yourself and it shows.”

“Your dad is a thief— No, why?— Because he stole all the stars from the sky and put it in your eyes.”

“If you love someone, be brave enough to tell them or be brave enough to watch them be loved by someone else.”

“They’ll tell you everything you’ll ever want to hear. They make you fall for them. Then one day, they’ll decide hat they don’t even want you anymore.”

“My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick for those months with nausea, then she watched her feet swell & her skin stretch. She teared. She struggled to climb stairs, she got breathless quickly and she even suffered many sleepless nights. She then went through excruciating pain to bring me into this world. Then, she became my nurse, my chef, my maid, my chauffeur, my biggest fan, my teacher & my best friend. She’s struggled for me, cried over me, hoped the best for me and prayed for me. Most of us take our mom for granted. Reblog if you love your mom more than anything else in the world.”

“I want a boy best friend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he’s proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he’ll beat the shit out of them for me. A boy bestfriend who will drive me around like he’s my big brother, and kiss me on my cheek/forehead when he knows I’m upset. One who becomes friends with my boyfriend and one who calls me up to see what I’m doing. I want a boy best friend who will tell me when I’m wrong, and force me into fixing things and apologizing because he knows that it will make things better for me. I just want a perfect boy best friend, who will love me and protect me from all the other boys.” —startswithg00dbye

“Her eyes don’t light up when she hears your name anymore. She doesn’t get the chills when you walk by and her heart doesn’t race when you smile at her. You don’t get to her like you used to. You’re just a bad memory in the back of her mind. So don’t be surprised next time you make your way past her and she doesn’t even glance your way. And don’t bother trying to talk to her, you won’t get a response. She’s over fighting the same losing battle. The saddest part is that you have no one to blame but yourself. She gave you every chance you could ask for. And you fucked up every time. Now she walks around with nothing buy a smile on her face, and she laughs louder than ever before. Looks like you’ve lost her bro.”

“A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh.”